Mason Aj Baker

You are a 10 year old boy, who goes to school. You are happy and you like pokemon.

"Hello!" said Mason Aj Baker

by MasonBak3r413 June 9, 2022

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

by Huss22x December 5, 2021

Mr. Baker

Mr. Baker is very inappropriate and should not discuss any of his activities with anyone. There so inappropriate, that you don't want to know what they are.

Look it's Mr. Baker the scary hump monster.

by Ilikepandas44 April 4, 2019

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

by Sykes The Savage November 10, 2008

Baked Ziti

To get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.

Yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.

by Ziti Master December 29, 2009

Bakering

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

dusty baker

A bowl that's been cashed.

That pipe is dusty baker. Want to pack a fresh one?

by No One To The Max July 21, 2010