shit just got real 

A phrase originally spoken in Will Smith/Martin Lawrence action/buddy-cop movie "Bad Boys 2," but referenced in Simon Pegg/Nick Frost action/buddy-cop movie satire "Hot Fuzz," signifying a sudden crescendo of danger and/or sudden understanding of dangerous circumstances.

Picnicking friends scoffed at cautionary weather reports. Lightning strikes the ground not more than an inch from the blanket. Wide-eyed, they stare at each other: "Wow. Shit just got real."

shit just got real by Mackiemesser June 13, 2010

I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

I'm just trying to make it through the day by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

That's just ignorant

A term used when something is just not right or offensive. Can be used to tell someone your don't agree with their opinion or your generally don't like what they had to say.

dude 1 : I just thought you would like to know I'm seeing your ex.

dude 2 : That's just ignorant !!

That's just ignorant by TV CAR July 1, 2010

I just want to be friends 

The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)

its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends

I just want to be friends by p123 January 11, 2007

I just bought broccoli lol 

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

I just bought broccoli lol by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

I'm just pissing on your tits 

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

I'm just pissing on your tits by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

Girls Just Want to Have Fun 

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Black_Spade February 26, 2009