jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

Jerkish

1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.

Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.

by 123456789:) March 25, 2010

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Jerkbait

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016