Scarlet Cosby

A poo that splits your rectum, therefore covered in a red liquid.

Man, that turd was so solid, it was a Scarlet Cosby

by Professor MacDaddy! May 11, 2015

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

getting cosbyed

Getting his pudding pop in your cornhole.

Getting cosbyed "Dude that chick got cosbyed."

by Rarepepe788 November 10, 2015

bill cosby sleeper

Slipping sleeping pills into an alcoholic beverage and give that to their date and have sexual intercourse with them without them knowing it.

Bill was mad at his girlfriend hasn't had sex with him in a long time so he gave her a Bill Cosby Sleeper.

by dustylicious December 28, 2015

The Cosby Way

Verb.
A term used when someone is drugging a woman and rapping her while shes unconscious.

Bob: Hey Jim, last night I saw some guy was doing it The Cosby Way

Jim: That was me.

by Sarnn May 2, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016