The Apple Juicer

When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.

I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.

by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011

apple computer

The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.

My Apple computer tells me I am God.

by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

by Zil April 27, 2006

bitter apple

a painful shit. a look on the face as if something sour was ingested. usually associated with pain.

i took a bitter apple before school today and i ahvent been able to sit down yet

by Stealthy Gopher April 8, 2004

Apple + C

When a fine woman is a gold nugget in a stream of tranquil water. In other words, she is golden like the golden brown tender chicken nuggets served at McDonalds.

That girl is an Apple + C!

by SeanyChinkEyes March 22, 2011