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wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009
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Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun
Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating
by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022
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Noice child

You really worked hard on that Noice child
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand
Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”
by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020
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Child-Speaker

1.) A derogatory term used to describe the way people with developmental disabilities talk, think, and feel.

2.) An offensive term used for people with severe to high functioning developmental disabilities who have limited (verbal) communication (mainly for people with autism).

3.) Term used for people who aren't very bright nor articulate.

4.) Comments for people who talk or act emotionally like children.

5.) A secondary term for calling people retards.

6.) Describing someone who is illiterate.

7.) Describing someone who's use of saying words is very simple.

8.) Whining and / acting like a child.

9.) Acting childish.

10.) Term used for people who struggle with language and verbal communication.
"Forrest Gump was not only a person with limited intelligence, but he was a child-speaker as well because of his limited intelligence."

"This student in my history class was so stupid, he hardly ever talked like us. Like, he was just more of a child-speaker than a teen dialect."

"JACK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're acting like a child! You've been driving me crazy all day! You're such a child-speaker and can't even give any reasoning!"

"My mom was so sick with the flu, she was a child-speaker throughout most of the day."
by 89BR August 19, 2009
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Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
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Child

They're like people accept shorter.
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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