life jacker 

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

life jacker by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Life Drawing Classes 

Life drawing classes are art classes where the students are asked to draw nude human beings. The model to be drawn is often times either very good looking, or ugly, but no matter what needs to be depicted as lovely, natural, human beings. Artistic types will often go to classes because they are basically asked to draw porn, and look at naked people.

"Dude, I was in one of my life drawing classes today and this chicks tits were like huge, you totally need to join."

"But don't you have to look at naked GUYS too????"

"Well ya, but still...."

"I'd rather just look at porn, or pay my own [stripper', thank you very much."

Life Drawing Classes by Artist Chick July 19, 2009

Life lover 

Someone who travels to places just to take pictures for social media in order to falsely represent their life.

You bought a 90’s series land-cruiser just to travel to places and take photos for Instagram? What a life lover.

Your boyfriend took videos of you taking a surf school at Byron for Facebook? What a life lover.

You plan the same trip as everyone else to take photos in the same pose? What a life lover.

Life lover by Reach around July 25, 2020

Life Potato 

Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.

WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.

Life Potato by Adammck October 20, 2006

life-vomit 

to blog or microblog in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.

That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.

life-vomit by Andrew Badera January 2, 2009

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI 

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI by denkifuro August 11, 2012

life insurance 

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.

John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.

life insurance by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003