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king of death 

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
king of death by Jewish madam December 27, 2018
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King's Law

When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.
A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."
King's Law by Bealz April 6, 2019
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King Colin 

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality
AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum
King Colin by King colin April 16, 2019

King Kong 

A gigantic gorilla that stars in several movies.
When used as a verb meaning to grab the mandible and rip the jaw open
Whoa he just king kong'd that guy!
King Kong by WompInTheCromp November 9, 2019

King Of Clear Lake 

The artist formally known as Q.Man born in raised in Clear Lake, a small neighborhood in Houston, Texas.
Oh my gosh! That's Q.Man, the King Of Clear Lake!

King Button 

Someone who is debonair, yet clumsy and disoriented, with low spatial intelligence or regard for, but also maintains a high level of regality and moxie. Generally referring to a cat. Can also display agile, acute violence.
King Button just fell in the sink and broke all those glasses and is walking away so carelessly!
King Button by Natalie Wobble October 23, 2020

king of poop 

A pseudonym for pop star Justin Bieber.
King of pop? More like Dustbin Beaver king of poop wbk
king of poop by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020