stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020

apple computer

The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.

My Apple computer tells me I am God.

by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

by Zil April 27, 2006

Apple Couch

It started out as a seed, which was planted by a few former Runescape CC members. It then grew and grew, and transformed into one of the coolest clan chats in Runescape.

There is enough room on the couch for everyone, and all are invited. Its inviting atmosphere and friendly charm are what have helped the couch earn its renown. It is ran by Get_Psych_O, a player moderator.

"Z0mg it's the Apple Couch!"

"There is enough room on the Apple Couch for everyone!"

"The Apple Couch has its own security system!"

"You just got couch'd!"

by psychy July 23, 2009