Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025

Jerk

One who attempts to sell a car when no car is really available for sale.

Why are you wasting my time, jerk?

by Crinkles4 January 10, 2019

on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency

“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”

by get_josh December 12, 2023

Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT

Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!

by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024

Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off

Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.

by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.

I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020