Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 16, 2019

Coder Boner

When your code works, you get a coder boner.

OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.

by awkieawk December 03, 2021

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt June 28, 2015

Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns

How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.

by 64950 November 19, 2010

Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

by AyysianBoi June 13, 2018

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 10, 2014

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 16, 2020