Johnpricey's definitions

Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 15, 2019

knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.

Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps

by Johnpricey October 18, 2017

Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage

You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame

by Johnpricey February 16, 2019