Chris Brown

To hit a woman.

Baby, can you please be quiet before i Chris Brown you.

by BLZN.PJ February 11, 2009

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

Christian

He is a really kind hearted person, and really easy to talk to. Anyone can go talk to him and he'll make them feel better. He's the friend anyone wants. He is cute and most girls like him, but yet doesn't have a girlfriend. Has a few close friends girls and boys. He is shorter than everyone else but he is still the best friend you could ever ask for:). Everyone loves Christian.

Christian is so nice. He's my best friend.

by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Christ Chex

Communion with milk.

I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook

by 13 March 26, 2003

Corpus Christi

1. The body of Christ.
2. A big coastal city in Texas, home of Whataburger.

YO D00D corpus christi

by Blahb December 30, 2004

Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.

To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.

by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009

Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010