ham-style

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.

Man, that really went down ham-style.

by Nessiel July 26, 2019

PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.

She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 12, 2019

Ham.

a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.

Bruh i want some Ham.

by eternal.ix November 13, 2019

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 14, 2019

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie

Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!

by The female ham dog November 30, 2019