Fuck my life 

when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.

when you are having a bad day.

when something bad happens to you.

Crap!! I just failed my final, fuck my life.

Holy shit, Im getting fat, fuck my life.

Fuck my life, I forgot to do my assignment, motherfucker.

Fuck my life by Cyncyn123 January 8, 2009

Fuck Jenny 

A Reference to a series of Reddit TIFU posts involving a cheating wife named Jenny.

Yeah so I was doing stuff today. Anyways, Fuck Jenny.
Yeah man Fuck that Bitch.

Fuck Jenny by [CBLK]RandomMan January 19, 2015

fuck boy 

Usually on Tinder and other dating/social media for selfish reasons (boost ego, play games, hook up, etc.) Doesn't necessarily mean that he is dumber than a box of rocks; there are intelligent fuck boys. On Tinder, he will usually claim to be a: medical/pharmacy student, engineer, business, or anything that has a title and makes money. Being a gym rat is a common trait. Sometimes takes pictures with animals and talk nice to build a sense of security. Once he has you, he will not want to be seen in public with you. Usually wants to go to your/his house on first date. Doesn't want to spend his time or invest in you unless he gets immediate satisfaction in return.
Fuck boys come in all shapes and sizes. Less intelligent fuck boys are the most known. The more intelligent fuck boys are less emphasized because they can contribute to the work force.

Don't confuse men with fuck boys.
"Yeah, I'm engineering pre-med and have so many rewards.... I have a nice car (pick up chicks), go traveling (fuck with chicks abroad), and a shit ton of cash (attract gold diggers)."
Good to have fun in the moment, not worth having for a lifetime.

fuck boy by ChaseOnlyTheTruth March 24, 2016

fuck riot games 

Used to express disgust, anger, disappointment or sadness in any given situation, no matter how trivial or significant.

Friend: Damn dude I'm wearing socks and just stepped on a drop of water
Friend 2: fuck riot games

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Friend: My girlfriend just broke up with me
Friend 2: fuck riot games

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Friend: Bro I these chips just burned the roof of my mouth
Friend 2: fuck riot games

fuck riot games by Thatguy619 March 14, 2021

fuck face McGee 

Some really annoying person, usually an attention whore; a general insult that is a step up from bitch or something similar

"Hey guys! Look what I can do!"
"Shut up, fuck face McGee

fuck face McGee by 217891 March 2, 2009

Fuck Brain 

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.

You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL

Fuck Brain by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Fuck Crunchies 

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009