coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

Sharkian

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.

Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian.

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

Sharkian

A religion made by Fijiiwater to worship the best animal ever, sharks.

What are those people doing?
I don't know but they call themselves Sharkian

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

SharkFace Gang

Organization created by Seattle rapper Macklemore. Support real hip-hop by looking beneath the mainstream. Don't be ignorant.

P.S. the person who created the other definition knows nothing about hip-hop. This is evident because he is a fan of Wiz Khalifa, a sellout rapper whose content consists of weed, haters, bitches, money, cars.

Taylor gang? That's pussy shit. Sharkface Gang kills it

by RealHipHop29 May 21, 2012

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams

did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year

by unbirdie June 2, 2021

SharkJob

A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

Sarku Sauce

Accidentally created by ancient Japanese alchemists that were trying to turn soy sauce into heroin (or vice versa, experts are not really sure). Sarku Sauce can be consumed with Sarku chicken, or freebased like a depraved crackhead. Commonly found in malls throughout the U.S.

Bro 1: "Yo Mike, I-I-we g-gotta hit up that Sarku. I'm jonesin' baaad man."

Bro 2: "Chill bro, we just got back from the Oviedo Mall 5 minutes ago and you ate like 3 entire pl-"

Bro 1:"I FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT N-NOW FUCK"

Bro 2:"*sigh*... another victim of Sarku Sauce"

by mrSarku February 25, 2011