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Johnnie Walker 

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)
My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.
Johnnie Walker by Dee July 22, 2008
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Used on a private gaming forum. The users with awfully stupid comments, remarks get a rating Jonnyy, simple.

<+Lightman> Nino
<+Lightman> From now on we rate awfully stupid people with : Jonnyy
<&Nino> Indeed.
Jonnyy
Jonnyy by Ninac90Nino August 14, 2009
a very cool funky fresh girl that is also looking out for others
that johnnae shes so helpful
johnnae by STEFINEY January 1, 2012

Jonny Joke

The act of telling a joke in which you only laugh. The joke is usually stupid and is usually told by the guy with the smallest dick in the room. He probobly went to fieldston high school or colgate for college. He can also be a jonny joker, jonny jokster, jonny mcjoker, toker the joker, super soaker jonny joker.
Wow that shit was not funny at all, what a jonny joke.
Jonny Joke by jonny starks December 3, 2005
Used on a private gaming forum. The users with awfully stupid comments, remarks get a rating Jonnyy, simple.

<+Lightman> Nino
<+Lightman> From now on we rate awfully stupid people with : Jonnyy
<&Nino> Lol k.
Jonnyy
Jonnyy by Azsharagon August 14, 2009
I put on a johny before I screwed that gross bitch.
Johny by Mr. Polish May 8, 2005
A irrisitable chick magenet, one who accels in the fields of action sports. He is dangerous when it comes to contending for females. He has an abnormaly large penis and is dynomite in bed
Dont look at Johnnie! You wont be able to look away!!
Johnnie by alyson111111111 November 10, 2010