hammerfor 

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

hammerfor by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

jan hammering 

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

jan hammering by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

sludge hummer 

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

sludge hummer by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

hamner 

a very fun, sexy good looking and sexual person that will love you too the end and play with you when ever you want them to

a relationship with a hamner is always fun

hamner by saxy10 May 11, 2008

Hammeo 

One of many movies with a cameo by actor Jon Hamm

Hamm + Cameo

Did you see 'Suckerpunch', yet another film with a Hammeo in it

Hammeo by Jesus F Trotsky April 23, 2011

ball hummer 

noun.

The art or act of taking testicles into your mouth and humming at the same time.

He's so hot, I really want to give him a ball hummer.

ball hummer by TShel August 10, 2006

hammered fuck 

Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones

- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)

When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.

Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***

Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***

(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***

Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat

hammered fuck by JaySkillz December 18, 2007