Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 30, 2023

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.

Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!

by alpete August 7, 2008

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job

I went bang bang wit da hammer on dat fool

by Real deal20 September 11, 2019

hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.

Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.

by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017

Hammer down

When a guy jerks off.

Not getting any poon--guess I'll throw on some porn and hammer down tonight.

by Fstyle9 April 6, 2017

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

by Jackyjim January 8, 2022