penis crust 

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

penis crust by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

crustastic 

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

crustastic by Cruste September 24, 2003

Crust

Crust cruh-sst - noun, a synonym for a woman's vagina.

"Bruhhh, you shoulda seen that crust I pummeled last night." "Hell yeah Chad"

Crust by The Rusty Hang-glider April 26, 2021

poo crusties 

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide

I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.

poo crusties by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009

Summer Crust 

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.

Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.

Summer Crust by KING DAVO December 2, 2009

vagina crust 

A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area

Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!

vagina crust by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015

punk crust 

a pair of clothing, usually tends to be a pair of jeans wore by a mentally unstable alt person for over six months without being washed or cleaned

person1 : why do your jeans look dirty
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust

punk crust by _l3astard January 18, 2021