hit em with the cliffnotes

When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.

Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.

by Amoebabadass March 06, 2018

Put a hit out on

to contract with a killer to have someone murdered.

Peter: I sort of put a hit out on ya.
Louis : How could you put a hit out on me !

by CansuHoca July 14, 2016

i'd hit it -- with a car

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that

i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

by Anqi July 01, 2008

Hit n Run

When someone comes up to a group of people and either silently farts or lets it all out and then walks away like nothing happened.

I went up to my friends and farted then walked away as if nothing happened. I just did a Hit n Run.

by cleiunfuss December 08, 2011

The Shit Hits The Fan

When an action takes place bringing about a number of undesiarable consequences.

The shit realy hit the fan just about the time we shot at that S.W.A.T. guy.

by Bubba Miarkovich June 19, 2003

Hit Up the Hub

The act of going on the porn website "pornhub.com"
This term can be used when in a situation when you are bored, horny or just in the need of watching some porn.

Steve: "Hey Jerry what do you want to do tonight?"
Jerry: "I don't know, I'm kind of tired. I'll probably just stay home and hit up the hub"

by hub hitter upper April 15, 2010

hit rock bottom

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

by ShittierJokes October 15, 2017