Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.

Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

talking dog

A furry

Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!

Joe: ??????

by Zohle December 2, 2020

Talking to Betty

Getting high on Marijuana.

Yoooo, we were talking to Betty last night under the bleachers.

by Stasea December 29, 2020

Taking a Wauson

When you’ve been busy all day and finally get to drop a deuce and it smells like hot garbage

Man, i just got done taking a Wauson and it was glorious

by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021