operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet

yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

THE HUMAN WALL

nickname for hockey goaltender Ryan Miller

did you watch "THE HUMAN WALL" shut down the canadian hockey team last night?

by tekonsha1 February 27, 2010

decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.

That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.

by ilexwashere August 21, 2011

non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."

To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

Real human being

A free thinker, says what’s true; the opposite of a NPC

“Yo why did you get banned on Twitter?”

“Idk I guess they just don’t allow real human beings anymore”

by Anon gamer May 31, 2021

The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."

by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009