John F. Kennedy 

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

John F. Kennedy by Ryan August 13, 2004

John Q Law 

The police. Plural or singular.

"Let's keep a low profile in case any John Q Laws come snooping"
"Holy shit, it's John Q Law! Run!"

John Q Law by Ginga Ninja June 17, 2004

John Mayer it! 

John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.

Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."

John Mayer it! by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

John McCane 

John McCain is more like John McCane: a fiesty, old, very white guy with a chip on his shoulder and some very scarey ideas. He reminds me of my grandfather when he's off his meds.

President? No way! That ship sailed in 2000...and sunk.

John McCain has become John McCane: grumpy, old and wild-eyed.

John McCane by DK Sett July 1, 2007

john madden 

(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original gangsterness of the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's

John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden

john madden by johnmaddenisme January 31, 2009

john stack 

The full name for the biggest cunting fucking bastard that ever walked the face of the earth. He has been known to be acting the cunt for nearly 21 years now.

Jesus that john stack character is an awful cunting fuck!!

john stack by Kingtash February 25, 2015

John Bonham 

The drummer for Led Zeppelin. He was the greatest drummer in rock music and he is still better than such wannabe pretenders as Neil Peart (who is massively overrated) and Travis Barker (who should never be allowed to play music, ever). Bonham almost single-handedly (although with help from Carmine Appice) created the stereotype of the loud rock drummer, played brutal, pounding beats and amazing triplet-based fills with a lightning right foot.

He is missed.

John Bonham was the genius behind "When the Levee Breaks," "Achilles Last Stand," and "Moby Dick" (the real, live kind, not the patched-together crap on Led Zeppelin II).

John Bonham by Bonzo, King of Drums December 16, 2008