Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

by atwig January 3, 2015

Crotch

A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench

" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "

by Biggiantbulb December 27, 2015

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 6, 2009

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

knee crotch

When the crotch of your pants is by your knee.

*guys walks by with his swag on*
Girl 1: He's got a knee crotch...
Girl 2: Pull up your pants!

by allixue21323 January 12, 2011

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

by Herroguy May 16, 2014