porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 07, 2009
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Beef Hot Links

Referring to a male of homosexual nature, that is completely obvious!
Hey Mary, that guy has on more make-up than you, he is definately " Beef Hot Links "!!!
by Hollywood626 January 06, 2009
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