Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
Get the slut machinemug. This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
Get the Nigerian Washing Machinemug. by raineonme May 17, 2025
Get the sewing machine manmug. A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017
Get the salt machinemug. by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016
Get the Truth Machinemug. by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019
Get the Dry washing machinemug. Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
Get the mosquito machine gunmug.