Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 9, 2012

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure October 4, 2016

CAPed

Cop a Perve. Said when being cheacked out or cheaking someone out.

'Oh you just got CAPed'
'Have a CAP'

by Lanis89 September 27, 2006

cape

the act of having sex with someone, whether it's with your someone you don't know or someone your dating.

Man, guess what. I got the cape from the girl down the street.

by LaShonya November 28, 2003

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008

Magic Carpet

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.

me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"

by pimpahoenandafo February 7, 2009

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004