You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011
Get the Attacked By Life mug.Duchess Kate leads one giant picnic life: she makes about 50 official appearance per year. She spends the other 315 days in Anmer Hall having a picnic with Prince George and Princess Charlotte.
by Skyler Ann December 30, 2016
Get the Picnic Life mug.Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.
"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."
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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
Get the friendzone for life mug.When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012
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Get the Small life mug.So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
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