Meat Mountains 

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

Meat Mountains by Onesie January 2, 2009

mountains 

Don't be so hard on yourself
Take it one day at a time
when the day is through
don't matter how glaring, harsh
Leave a tender cuddle

That is just for you

and when youre too tired to close your eyes
think of the mountains and the skies
and how time does tend to disguise
everything that is of worth

is only ever to be cherished, not possessed
Kind Regards,
Jesus Christ

mountains by Krkič January 14, 2020

The mountains are pink it's time to drink 

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

The mountains are pink it's time to drink by puddykast May 6, 2016

Molehill Mountaineer 

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

Molehill Mountaineer by The Mad English July 23, 2016

boar_king_of_mountains 

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

boar_king_of_mountains by Aesop July 11, 2021

Smokey moutain 

When you blow flavored vape vapor into your sexual partners anal cavity.

There I was, i gave my boyfriend a Smokey moutain .

Smokey moutain by JDUF June 29, 2017

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

Mountaineering by bigmachini June 23, 2010