permanent red

when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red.

Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.

by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006

Red Queen

An ugly chuckleheaded floozy with no values. A malformed nasty girl who hates the world for her misfortunes and has her eyes set on Alices boyfriend Jose and wants him all for herself. They once had a so called ON and OFF relationship and now he likes Alice she decided she wants him back. The Red Queen can have him back, Alice is not holding him against his will because Alice is lit and doesn't give a damn.

The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.

Red Queen: "you should know the difference between secrets and lies".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".

by Queen of Hearts....Alice April 18, 2018

Red Tins

Colloquial term for the local beer (West End Draught) brewed in Adelaide South Australia. The equivalent to Red Can in Western Australia. Recently popularised in ShitAdelaide instagram
A merchandising site redtins is proselytising on the current social impetus.

I’m doing a beer can chicken in the Weber tonight, better get a 30 slab of Red Tins

by ozzie69 November 5, 2019

The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 9, 2017

red moss

when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area

I was about to blow him but he had to much red moss.

by jason woooper January 1, 2011

Red Book

A book or notebook that a person keeps their dark and/or graphic thoughts, plans, fantasies, or records in, usually having to do with self harm or suicide

1"I've been cutting myself again, I need to write that down in my red book"

2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"

3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"

by Maia February 5, 2019

red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

by Failurebitch January 29, 2019