PolishDerp's definitions

The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 9, 2017

Hexagarectic

In a hypothetical manner; to do so in anticipated fashion.

Nicholas said his statement in a hexagarectic way, as to avoid unnecessary controversy.

by PolishDerp June 11, 2019