facebook buddy

Similar to a bathroom buddy. It's when two or more girls who regularly go to the bathroom together when out in a public place, also seem to be online at the same time on facebook.

"Amanda and Christie went to the bathroom together at the bar the other night and I always seem to see them on at the same time on facebook."

"So they're each others facebook buddy?"

"Bingo."

by Flirbertz (M.Richie) November 12, 2009

Factuals

Something that is so true facts isn’t enough.

Him: Yeah, that girls a hoe.

Me: Factuals...🤷🏼 ♀️

by Ndinsi November 2, 2018

box factory

Something that's extremely boring, to the point of coma-inducing
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)

X: "How was school today?"
Y: "Pure box factory."

by Neelay January 18, 2007

Shot-faced

Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008

faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

Facebook Surfing

Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.

Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!

by PRicanFury September 12, 2010

facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.

Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."

by big meech 11 September 20, 2010