tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

tuckermax drunk by cool guy October 8, 2004

Kitchen Floor Drunk

A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)

Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.

Kitchen Floor Drunk by Knecht January 23, 2004

first-year drunk 

adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university

Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!

first-year drunk by seeapeddle October 21, 2010

Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers

Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.

They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.

Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.

The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.

Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.

police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.

The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"

There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.

Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012

sober drunk 

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!

sober drunk by emspeanut July 29, 2014

nigga drunk

Drunker than the drunkest. It's Spring Break mixxed with St. Patty's Day sprinkled with a touch of New Years Eve and shit tons of 21st Birthday. Things tend to be seen in fours during this time, not just doubles.

Oh man, I was nigga drunk last week. I am just now feeling better...

nigga drunk by Golden1 May 8, 2008

Flynn drunk 

When you are so drunk, you forget that you committed treason on the phone with Russian diplomats.

Man, I got so Flynn drunk 3 months ago, I tried to negotiate an illegal deal with a foreign government.

Flynn drunk by GenMikeFlynn February 15, 2017