Unsolicited Car Boner 

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

Unsolicited Car Boner by lug33 March 17, 2010

Hoboken car wash 

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

Hoboken car wash by valorcco June 19, 2010

halo car 

A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.

The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?

-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.

halo car by toodle pip August 28, 2014

dusty car horn 

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

dusty car horn by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Graffiti in my car port 

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

Graffiti in my car port by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009

clean the car 

To have wild crazy sex with the partner in a dirty ca.

Girl: You free later
Guy:Yeah why?
Girl:you wanna try and clean the car?

clean the car by xlasko321 January 17, 2016

im in my mums car broom broom 

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

im in my mums car broom broom by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018