When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).
Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!
by kins.webb February 02, 2015
When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
by kins.webb February 03, 2015
When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.
Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!
Friend: bummer man!
Friend: bummer man!
by kins.webb February 03, 2015
When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.
by kins.webb February 02, 2015
When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.
by kins.webb February 03, 2015
Also known as a Pubic Wig. Created for those looking to spice up their nether regions, pwigs are wigs for your genitals!
Friend 1: dude my girl wants me to have more hair down there but I'm a prepubescent pussy who can't grow any pubic hair!
Friend 2: dude..chill..just buy a pwig, she's gunna love it
Friend 2: dude..chill..just buy a pwig, she's gunna love it
by kins.webb February 03, 2015