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Super Trash Brothers 

A variation of the beloved child's game "Super Smash Brothers."
RULES:
1. A multiplayer game is set up with at least 2 humans and 2 computers (all four players must be active regardless of the number of human players).
2. The hit damage ratio must be set at it's highest point (200% for N64 and 2.0 for Game Cube).
3. All computer players must be randomly selected and set at level 9.0 (highest level).
4. The level must be randomly chosen.
5. Set the game mode to STOCK and choose 99 lives.
6. Every time your character loses a life (suicides included) you must take a sip of your beer (minimum 1 oz).
7. If the crowd (in the game) chants the name of your opponent, drink for 5 seconds.
8. No pausing ever! This includes getting fresh beer and bathroom breaks.
9. If you get knocked out first, you must finish every open beer on the table (or floor or wherever they are).
10. If the computer wins, everyone must chug a full beer immediately with no hesitation and no stalling. Any stalling results in a full beer penalty and a shunning from the next game.
Evil: "Dude, what you up to tonight?"
Launch: "Nothing, sitting around."
Evil: "Let's call Jefe and Gregg and play Super Trash
Brothers."
Launch: "You are truly evil... let's do it."
Evil: "I love Super Trash Brothers."
Related Words

trailer park trash 

white people who live in trailers and have mullets
trailer park trash by D Money April 1, 2003

talking trash 

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.
He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.
talking trash by Ghost July 27, 2003

white trash nigger 

An urban poor person of Caucasian decent; Especially a young male who sells drugs, drinks forties in public, has a baby mama and lowers the quality of life of a neighborhood.
This town used to be nice but then a bunch of white trash niggers starting moving in.

park trash 

Group of kids (normally between 10-16 years old) who hang out at the town's parks, playing on playground equipment meant for kids half their age. These kids are usually the ones who leave cigarette butts on the slide, spraypaint "fuck yew" on the halfpipe, and yell "you're not my mother/father" when any adult asks them to make room for the little kids.

Typically lowlifes from shitty families, these kids have zero going for them and are just biding time at the parks before they grow up and get assigned an inmate number at one of our fine correctional institutions.
Kid: "Daddy, can we go to the park and ride our bikes."
Dad: "No way. There's too much park trash hanging around there. I might end up beating the shit out of one of them."
park trash by Bemt August 27, 2006

read for trash 

to bitch someone out.
That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.
read for trash by Amanda May 11, 2004