emmereffer

Variance to the swear "motherfucker". Similar to how "eff" is used as a replacement for "fuck", "emmereffer" is a relatively clean alternative to motherfucker.

Driver: That dude just cut me off.
Passenger: Yep, he's a real emmereffer.

by Bemt August 26, 2006

26E

Something bad; a lousy or unfortunate situation; originally taken from sitting in Seat 26E on an airplane which is cramped, toward the back, and right next to the commode.

After giving up 6 runs in the first inning, it was clear that the pitcher was 26E tonight.

by Bemt August 25, 2006

Myrtle Street

A disaster zone; a complete and utter mess; a place where something bad is happening or has happened in the past; a place where you definitely don't want to go

Two hours unsupervised and the kids had turned the house into Myrtle Street.

by Bemt August 25, 2006

park trash

Group of kids (normally between 10-16 years old) who hang out at the town's parks, playing on playground equipment meant for kids half their age. These kids are usually the ones who leave cigarette butts on the slide, spraypaint "fuck yew" on the halfpipe, and yell "you're not my mother/father" when any adult asks them to make room for the little kids.

Typically lowlifes from shitty families, these kids have zero going for them and are just biding time at the parks before they grow up and get assigned an inmate number at one of our fine correctional institutions.

Kid: "Daddy, can we go to the park and ride our bikes."
Dad: "No way. There's too much park trash hanging around there. I might end up beating the shit out of one of them."

by Bemt August 27, 2006