mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

mentrapment

Strategy used mostly by gold-digging females to force a guy into marriage,favors or some other arrangement through various means including faking pregnancy, offering (or witholding) sex, promise of a job or other means.

Guy1: Dude, that girl Alison cooked the best food over the weekend and gave me the best head, now I'm paying her rent.
Guy2: Damn, that's straight up mentrapment.

by Dallinger February 6, 2018

Mentaay

Realest og nigga thats pull hella bitches, but WATCH OUT!! this nigga will knock a nigga real quick also goes by DRACOBOOTYCATCHER, he has long ass hair but will still finesse yo hoe

Damn that nigga Mentaay sexy

by reall draco blu May 16, 2018

mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol

Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”

by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Mentabolism

A certain thing in you’re body that stops you from getting fat at a young age but gets weaker as you get older

Girl: man you eat allot boy : I have mentabolism can’t get fat

by Daddydinkleberg June 9, 2018

mentty

MENTTY is Naruk but... Grean, self-denied, noob at DotA, always got raped by enemy's support.. even got himself killed by natural creep by accident. He never take the middle path, since he will be fucked up and causes the whole team to lose the game.His body is made up of juice and meat but no brain, thanks god.

Mentty = basically means stink, also a person who has incredibly low IQ and EQ.

Don't act like MENT!
If you die, you never get a chance to see Satan, instead you will meet ment there.
Ment Ment!

by Dexikc June 11, 2018