muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee May 23, 2018

muffdaddy

A pussy slayer. A person, man or female,who does not perform oral sex incorrectly, but damn good.

Ashley eats pussy like only a muffdaddy knows how.

by Muffmommy May 30, 2018

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby June 8, 2018

Mufasa

When you make a claim to be king but die prematurely before all the action begins

He promised a night of wild sex but came after 3 seconds. He pulled a mufasa

by Pbostin June 9, 2018

Mufasa

The G.O.A.T and Michael Jackson on a budget

You are a Mufasa

by nkjsnmkm June 13, 2018