Life Saver 

A bullet-proof vest.

You niggas best have yo life savers.

Life Saver by marc ipsen October 6, 2004

Life Happens 

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

Life Happens by Beeatrice April 6, 2010

Life Abortion 

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

Life Abortion by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008

Life Spoilers 

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.

Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.

Life Spoilers by Tegsy July 6, 2009

Life-Rape 

When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.

"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"

"Loser."

"Yup."

facebook face rape

Life-Rape by Monkey Shelita August 21, 2010

Life orgasm 

When you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it.

*After blunt

Ross: Yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin' tomorrow?

Matt: Ohhh EAhah.... Dude! I just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! Totally just had a life orgasm

Life orgasm by Hola4Tola January 4, 2011

Life Virgin 

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity

i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk

Life Virgin by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 3, 2014