An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to
Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.
For the female counterpart of this
definition, please see “Sister
Sarah”.
Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’
m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on
Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in
front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’
re an obvious
Brother Ishmael!”