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Your mom gay Game 

The Your mom gay Game is a 2-player game based around many insults such as your mom gay lol, your dad a lesbian and more. The rules are simple.

The order of things go like this from weakest to strongest:
1. your mom gay lol
2. your dad a lesbian
3. your granny tranny
4. your sister mister
5. your brother mother

"no u" beats all insults but can only be used once per game.

One variant of the game includes the insult "your uncy funky" however this is not an official rule so unless agreed upon by both players this has no effect.

You may not skip straight to "your brother mother" you must go down the list until reaching the end, you must outplay the opponent, which is the reason why "no u" is so crucial.
Guy 1: your mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: your dad a lesbian
Guy 2: your granny tranny
Guy 1: your sister mister
Guy 2: your brother mother

*Guy 2 wins at your mom gay game*

Prodigy Math Game 

nice game with blank Prodigy Math Game
you could play prodigy math game.
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Anchorman (the drinking game) 

The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games.

REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:

1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.

2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"

Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.

Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.
Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)

the money game part 2 

She sells sea shells be the sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the law of supply and demand
No one wants to by shells
Cause there’s loads on the sand
Step 1 you must create a sense of scarcity
The shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare you see...
the money game part 2, by Ren, is kind of... kind of a bop

Most Addictive Game Play Now 

What Urb knows you're bored and is trying to get you to play that game instead of searching up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Baluc: Man, that annoying ad is always there with that big ass girl
Beson: Maybe they are trying to cure your boredom, so you don't have to search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Baluc: Oh, yeah, it is called "Most addictive game play now" ur right, maybe they know your bored because your on urban dictionary, so they want you to get addicted to that game. Ill go play it right now.

most addictive game play now 

An unclosable inappropriate ad that most frequently appears on Urban Dicktionary. Only an AdBlocker can save you from this swamp of mosquitoes
Ad: "MOST ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY NOW"
Me: Ads? More like ass!

GameFAQs Message Boards 

The only forum I've been to that penalizes you for your opinion and rewards you for doing nothing. The base system of the message boards is inherently flawed. On the message boards, everytime you log in, you'll get a karma point. Karma points are points that basically help you level up your account. Simple, right? It gets worse.

Where on most message boards, as soon as you sign-up, you get basic features such as the ability to search for topics, or post as much as you want per day, or the ability to mark other people's topics, you can't do any of this right from the get-go. In order for you to post as decently as you would on any other message board, you must first level up your account. That means you must continually log-onto your account for about 3 months before you can have the same amount of features that you would get on a normal message board within the first day. The worst part of the basic system is that there is NO way to gain extra karma. You only earn it after you log-on the next day. You can't gain it by submitting video game reviews, guides and walkthroughs, or by submitting any other contributions to the site. You are literally stuck getting 1 karma per day. This is basically the staff of GameFAQs saying that "We don't give two shits about your contributions to the site, we only want more visitors per day."

As if that wasn't bad enough, you can lose karma points for literally anything you say or do. This makes trying to get basic posting features a pain in the ass. Voicing your opinion is intolerable, and you will be modded immediately. This is because the moderators are either inept, stupid, fanboyish, corrupt, or any combination of the four. Say how disappointed you are in Nintendo on the Wii board? Nope, you're trolling. How about saying that you like Majora's Mask more than Ocarina of Time on the OoT board? You're trolling. What about saying how overrated you think Halo 3 is on the 360 board or the Halo boards? You're most certainly trolling. Some of the penalties for these so-called 'violations' are absolutely ridiculous. For example, getting your account banned because you posted a picture of a girl who had a nipslip where 1/64th of a nipple was actually showing, even though showing the area of boobage around the nipple is perfectly acceptable.

So in a nutshell, you gain ONE karma per day, and one wrong post can take off anywhere from 3 to 10 karma. But it gets even worse.

The moderators can't even decide on what's tolerable and what's not. This is the worst part of the moderators. Several users will get away with certain stuff, and as soon as you do the same, you will get moderated. The other users' posts will still be there for several weeks. When you contest a moderation, they even make a note of saying that mentioning how other people did it and got away with it is not an excuse. Maybe if they actually did their job instead of deciding when and when not to moderate somebody, they wouldn't even need to put that as a note.

Now, admittedly, upon signing up, very few people bother to read the ToS. People expect it to be the same cookie cutter "Don't post bad things!" type of things you see in the ToS for other forums. However, after you get moderated repeatedly, you will think to actually look back at the ToS to see if there's anything you missed. You will see that even the ToS is flawed. Half of the things you can get moderated for aren't even mentioned in the ToS. You will also see that it is just full of loopholes, in the form of manipulating statements such as "this includes but is not limited to..." in their favor. They add new violations to their list everyday, but it never appears in the ToS.

And finallly, the users. The morons have a lot of karma points, and intelligent users have very little. And your opinion will also be belitted because of your low karma. Both the moderators and the users seem to think their opinion is fact.

Please, do not visit GameFAQs. It's nothing more than aggravation after aggravation. If you're looking for a decent video game forum, don't go here at all.
"If you respect your freedom and intelligence, do not go to the GameFAQs message boards. It's where freedom is destroyed and intelligence is relinquished. "