blastaroony

To blast off somewhere

A big brown log blastaroony into the toilet out of my asshole.

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Blastapopoulos

Bloon subspecies. A large orange blimp with the ability to "overheat" with enough heat on it. It is also one of the strongest Bloons in the species. Also a boss in Bloons Tower Defense 6.

Blastapopoulos is very difficult to defeat!

by okaytheniguess October 11, 2024

BLASTAGE

A BLASTAGE is basically a BLARPAGE but it blasts out and if it comes out your butt it basically sharts everywhere and gets on everything.

That BLASTAGE was so big and went everywhere.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 24, 2025

blastatechphobia

The fear that electronic or mechanical devices (like chargers, fans, laptops, routers, etc.) getting blast cause of overheat, catch fire, or explode after long use — especially when left plugged in 24/7.

Often seen in older generations who lived through sketchy old tech, or in anxious people who double-check their power strips like it's a ritual. Not officially listed as a phobia, but very real.

Common symptoms: unplugging everything before sleep, avoiding charging overnight, sweating when a fan sounds weird, or imagining your WiFi router combusting at 2AM.

She always unplugs every device before bed because of her blastatechphobia.

by Validcore July 7, 2025

Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

bastast

the german equivalant of jesus who enjoys a more intamate relation with his deciples.

oh thank bastast/oh bastast(in a german accent)

by weeman again May 24, 2003

Bastaard

a male child thats has no fucking idea of who ther fater is

my cuzian pattrick is a bastard be cuz he dont kno who his daddy is.

by william January 13, 2005