IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS 

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.

5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020

c-put

the attempt of a chineese man saying "c plus"

"what do you guys have to drink here "

" coke, splite , cput"

c-put by oren November 6, 2004

Let Put 

To allow for the insertion or permission of something.

Jeff wants to park in Brian's spot, so Brian did him a favor and let put.

Brian did too much coke, he let put too much.

Alice didn't want to let put with Brian but he drugged her and let put anyways.

Let Put by b_gords March 22, 2010

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner 

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner by eliball June 21, 2013

Party-put 

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

Party-put by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

Mini put put 

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.

I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.

Mini put put by Swipedright January 13, 2017

Stay put or be kaput 

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble

Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.

Stay put or be kaput by EmJayee April 19, 2020