Human Cow

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states

There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 11, 2008

human sandwich

when 3 or more people dance together tonchin and grindin on each other or actin like their havin 3 way sex on a dance floor.

"lets go in the kichten and make a human sandwich".

by chealse July 23, 2007

human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.

Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.

by hooper March 14, 2004

Humanimale

Derived from Human Animal Male


Attractive Heterosexual Male

also:
Stud
Ladie's Man
Lady "Killer"
Beefcake
Studmuffin


The guy all women want sexually.

John is such a Humanimale, I wanna do him!

by Sap December 24, 2004

Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009

human suitcase

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Country Humans

A bunch of faggots and emos trying to live out theyre love fantasy or being fags in general, they are inferior to country balls and are ruining the country ball community, do not compare the two they are not the same.

"I think country humans and country balls should get along" "shut the fuck up retard"

by Dans Dead March 30, 2019