mumma imma cream anal 

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".

hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self

mumma imma cream anal by idk i like dick tionary August 22, 2022

Neapolitan ice cream 

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

Neapolitan ice cream by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.

Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”

Cookies ‘n Cream by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge 

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge

person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

It's just like butter and cream by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021

nut cream 

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

nut cream by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008

crispy cream 

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

crispy cream by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009