Definitions by davidhume2000

Bengal Lancer 

Cockney English slang for someone who is unqualified for a job.

George Bush was the biggest Bengal Lancer in presidential history.

Bengal Lancer by davidhume2000 November 15, 2010

crispy cream 

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

crispy cream by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009