Bengal Lancer

Cockney English slang for someone who is unqualified for a job.

George Bush was the biggest Bengal Lancer in presidential history.

by davidhume2000 November 15, 2010

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 January 04, 2009