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Poop Social 

An event that usually takes place during school, a group of friends, all feeling the need to evacuate their bowels, will communicate a time and bathroom for when they will all leave their class, meet at the bathroom, and poop together. Usually a bro moment.
Guy 1: Hey, 1st floor bathroom, art wing, 1:15, poop social?
Guy 2: Yeah man Ill be there
Guy 3: Thats a def, had taco bell for lunch
Guy 4: Chili last night was a bad choice, count me in
Poop Social by halfrican94 February 26, 2011
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poop-n-pull 

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.
- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.
poop-n-pull by valet6969 November 4, 2011
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poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"
No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!
poop sandwich by Danny B September 7, 2003

poop sheet 

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.
I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.
poop sheet by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

poop sack 

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out
my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack
poop sack by ap April 15, 2004

poop sausage

Poop in the shape of a sausage or a sausage in the shape of poop.
I would not eat that if I were you... it looks like a poop sausage.
poop sausage by Nelfred December 12, 2006

poop cup 

a container filled with excrement--used as a practical joke or revenge tactic.

Place a poop cup in a well concealed spot to ensure longevity and sustained satisfaction.
He never expected that poop cup behind his couch. You should have seen his face when he walked in--priceless.
poop cup by Blacks February 28, 2007