Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.

Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.

by John PenBloc July 3, 2018

Flashfight

Using torches/flashlights as a weapon and fighting. It is not dissimilar to fencing/sword fighting, but is more common amongst guards or nighttime tourists.

"I hate you! I declare... A Flashfight!!!"
"No! Barnaby! Anything but that!!"

by C L G May 7, 2018

flash driving

driving while completely naked

i got drunk last night and started flash driving

by flasher18 May 8, 2018

flash-write

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.

I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!

by The Most Mysterious Man March 11, 2018

Flashole

A person who takes the last bit of water from a Keurig coffee maker and walks away leaving it flashing blue rather than refilling it for the next user.

Who was the last flashole to use the coffee maker?

by Rchess May 11, 2018

Flash Fuck

Having sex with someone in a few moments when alone!

Jared just Flash Fucked Sierra as soon as the door closed!!!! Stay WOKE Hoes!

by [e-mail] May 15, 2018

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018