I can has cheezburger 

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.

Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

I can has cheezburger by Katinthehat1414 April 19, 2008

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

Montana Can by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006

Mexican Sardine Can

The act of a group of men getting naked and jumping onto their unsuspecting friend while he sleeps and then having a picture taken while their naked bodies are piled on top of him. The phrase "no homo" is yelled out first and then the group descends upon the awakened victim.

Typically done to a groom on his bachelor party by the rest of the guys at the bachelor party.

Very popular in and around the Emma Lake, Saskatchewan area.

Denny: "Nate sleeps so soundly."

Sean: "Yup, he is dead to the world"

Adam :"Get the camera. Mexican Sardine Can time!"

Mexican Sardine Can by Marisol Molina-Smith July 12, 2011

tan-in-a-can 

Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.

That girl is bright orange - definitely Tan-In-A-Can..

tan-in-a-can by HUH February 27, 2005

Tall Can 

A 24oz can of beer. Also known as a "tall boy"

Go to the liquor store and get me a tall can

Tall Can by SunGod March 12, 2009

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. 

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007